5 Ironic Tee’s That Will Make Him Cum In His Pants The Minute He Sees You

It’s a fact that quirky humor is super sexy. But it’s also a fact that women have a hard time being funny. It’s just not something we were designed for, according to science. Luckily, there’s a quick fix for the humor-challenged ladies out there (which is all of us, am I right? LOL!) – Ironic t-shirts! Here’s a helpful list of tee’s that will quite literally make him cum in his pants the minute he sees you.

1. “Count Dabula” from Snorgtees ($20)

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(http://www.snorgtees.com/t-shirts/count-dabula)

This shirt is a great – and super hot – way to let your man know that you keep up to date with pop culture references. He’s sure to know how hip and cool you are once he sees you in this shirt. If he doesn’t get a boner after seeing you in this he’s probably gay.

2. “You read my T-Shirt. That’s enough social interaction for one day” from Think Geek ($19.99)

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(http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/a69c/)

Not only will this shirt turn on that special guy in your life, but it will also communicate to him that you aren’t one of those overly chatty women who will bore him by speaking. Talking without explicit permission = major boner killer.

3. “If I were an enzyme, I’d be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes” from Snorgtees ($20)

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(http://www.snorgtees.com/t-shirts/funny-science/dna-helicase)

Not everyone will understand this shirt (nerd alert!), but the joke is that DNA helicase is an enzyme that unzips DNA during DNA replication, and that genes, biological units of inheritance, sounds like jeans, which is a type of pant people, like men, wear. As they say, smart is the new sexy. Love between two nerds has never been hotter.

4. “Exercise… bacon” from Redbubble (29.50)

exercisebacon

(http://www.redbubble.com/people/digerati/works/9833374-exercise-bacon?p=womens-fitted-scoop&style=womens-fitted-scoop&body_color=black&print_location=front)

This shirt is a great way to let a guy know you’re not like other girls. You don’t care about dieting, you love to eat! Such a cute and quirky trait.*

*For thin girls

5.  “My memes are ironic, my depression is chronic” from Redbubble ($29.50)

memesironic

(http://www.redbubble.com/people/nitohri/works/23151152-my-memes-are-ironic-my-depression-is-chronic?grid_pos=23&p=womens-fitted-v-neck)

If looking at this shirt doesn’t bring him to orgasm, I don’t know what will.