5 Classes You HAVE To Take If You Don’t Care About Your Education and Want An Easy A

Let’s face it—it’s been a rough semester. Sure, you have to eventually complete that psychology minor, but don’t you deserve a break? Save yourself a pleading Facebook status and use the The Kumquat‘s compilation of the easiest classes on the market, guaranteed… Read More

Fascinating! These Two Tri-Delt Girls Physically Merged Together To Form A Highly Efficient Hybrid: The UniDelt

A recent advancement in biotechnology caused quite a buzz this week at Syracuse University when juniors Trisha Burns and Ashley Wolfson changed the concept of human efficiency forever. The result of their experiment: the surgical fusion of their… Read More

Sophomore Male Jumped By Group Of Girls After Genuinely Commenting On “Nice View”

On Monday at 6:45 p.m., on the corner of University and Irving Avenue, three junior females attacked sophomore Keith Schaffer after he made a comment in genuine appreciation of the sunset over Crouse College. Allegedly, the attack was… Read More

A Letter From Your Chancellor

Dear Orange Friends: Alright, everyone. You’ve got me. After a pretty heavy string of student protests and demands, it’s finally time. I was going to wait until Christmas, but the guy who briefed me about the last Listening… Read More

10 Things A Senior HAS To Do Before Graduation

Where did the time go? It feels like only yesterday the Class of 2015 was shuffling from Boland-Brewster-Brockway to Euclid in groups of 30, awkwardly trying to make friends. Well, we run this campus now! Here’s a list… Read More

Student Pleasantly Surprised To Find Group Photo Tinder Match In Bird

Sophomore sports management major Kyle Mayer was pleasantly surprised Monday afternoon when he walked into Bird library to find his group photo Tinder match, exactly as he had left them. “It was amazing,” he said. “I had just swiped… Read More

Newhouse Alums Thrilled To Relive Glory Days of Filmmaking, Broadcasting, Complaining In Food.com

With Parent’s Weekend steadily approaching, the Syracuse University community is preparing itself for the mass influx of parents, alumni, and parents who are also alumni, including those from the esteemed S.I. Newhouse School of Public Communications. The Kumquat… Read More

Letter To The Editor: In Honor of Remembrance Week, I Am Selling A Bunch Of T-Shirts With A Print Of Castle Court On The Front

It’s Remembrance Week here at Syracuse University… A time for us all to reflect, even if for just one minute, on the passing of our beloveds. Whether it be the fatal crash of Pan Am Flight 103, SU’s… Read More

Dean Branham Explains: Pulitzer-Prize Winning Photojournalist Actually A Loose Cannon Of Bodily Fluids

There has been much controversy over Newhouse dean Lorraine Branham’s decision to disinvite Michel du Cille, a Pulitzer Prize-winning photojournalist, from coming to Syracuse University. Ironically, he was coming to speak about his experience covering a public-health crisis… Read More

5 Totally Inspiring Queen Jen Bundy Tattoos

We love and radically encourage all displays of undying love and devotion to our Queen Jen Bundy. Especially when the little people are branding themselves in her name! Check out these inspiring and awesome Queen Bundy tattoos! 1. Liven… Read More