A College Drinking Parody (A Parody of College Drinking)

College students drink a lot haha!

9 Mane Buns We’re Totally Freaking Obsessed With

Kumquat Exclusive: Listen To The Best 30 Seconds of Caroline’s Day

Meet Caroline. Caroline had a good day today. What were the best 30 seconds of Caroline’s day? Click on her pretty face to find out.

Sophomore Male Jumped By Group Of Girls After Genuinely Commenting On “Nice View”

On Monday at 6:45 p.m., on the corner of University and Irving Avenue, three junior females attacked sophomore Keith Schaffer after he made a comment in genuine appreciation of the sunset over Crouse College. Allegedly, the attack was… Read More

Straight Male Finally Comes Out: “Baseball Sucks”

The Gallagher household was shaken this past Tuesday when their eldest son, Brett Gallagher, brought a perfectly fine dinner conversation to a screeching halt by revealing his long-suppressed feelings about the sport of baseball. His father, Joseph Gallagher,… Read More

10 Things A Senior HAS To Do Before Graduation

Where did the time go? It feels like only yesterday the Class of 2015 was shuffling from Boland-Brewster-Brockway to Euclid in groups of 30, awkwardly trying to make friends. Well, we run this campus now! Here’s a list… Read More

Letter To The Editor: In Honor of Remembrance Week, I Am Selling A Bunch Of T-Shirts With A Print Of Castle Court On The Front

It’s Remembrance Week here at Syracuse University… A time for us all to reflect, even if for just one minute, on the passing of our beloveds. Whether it be the fatal crash of Pan Am Flight 103, SU’s… Read More

Dean Branham Explains: Pulitzer-Prize Winning Photojournalist Actually A Loose Cannon Of Bodily Fluids

There has been much controversy over Newhouse dean Lorraine Branham’s decision to disinvite Michel du Cille, a Pulitzer Prize-winning photojournalist, from coming to Syracuse University. Ironically, he was coming to speak about his experience covering a public-health crisis… Read More

5 Totally Inspiring Queen Jen Bundy Tattoos

We love and radically encourage all displays of undying love and devotion to our Queen Jen Bundy. Especially when the little people are branding themselves in her name! Check out these inspiring and awesome Queen Bundy tattoos! 1. Liven… Read More

6 Catcalls That Actually Work

Are you self-conscious when you scream at women? Not getting the reaction you think you deserve? It’s not you — it’s probably your catcalls! Here are 6 catcalls that will definitely get the ladies to fall to their… Read More