5 Gross Habits I Do That I Bet None of You Actually Do

1. Picking the grime out of my fingernails and sprinkling it onto my food for seasoning.  This is pretty gross but I seriously do this, don’t even act like you do this too. 2. Sneaking into the kitchens of… Read More

Local Man Says Wonder Woman Was Just “okay”, Gets Stabbed in the Neck with a Hot Topic Pin

SYRACUSE, NY– After watching justice get dished out on the big screen at Destiny USA’s screening of Wonder Woman on Thursday, local film connoisseur Greg Norton had his own personal brand of justice thrust upon him in the… Read More

Crisis: A Barista Handed Me A Drink and Said “Amelia, That’s For You!” With Such Confidence That I’m No Longer Sure Whether My Name Was Ever Erica

Erica Thompkins, SU Sophomore. On Tuesdays and Thursdays I like to stop by a local coffee shop to grab a triple ristretto upside-down soy salted caramel latte-macchiato before my 8am lecture. It’s always packed, and they never get… Read More

Top 5 Songs About How X Gon Give It To Ya

Hey Kumsters! You asked for it and we’re “gon’ give it to ya” – a definitive ranking of the top five songs about how X Gon’ Give It To Ya! 5.) Despacito – Luis Fonsi & Daddy Yankee… Read More

I Wrote an Obituary for Macaulay Culkin, and Even Though It Was a Hoax, I’ll be Damned if I Let it Go to Waste

        When I found out Macaulay Culkin passed away, I was utterly devastated. As one of America’s finest child actors, his death blindsided is all. To stand in solidarity, I decided to write an obituary… Read More

The Vice Presidential Debate Perspective America Needs to Read

The most important debate of the election season is upon us. The Vice Presidential Debate seeks to illuminate who of two men can tackle the behemoth task of replacing Joe Biden. We never admit it but we as… Read More

Why Blue Man Group Lives Matter

  Elections are seasons are always fraught with hot topics and debates, and this year is no exception. But there’s been one movement in particular that’s becoming steadily harder and harder to ignore. It cries out to the… Read More

Election Season 2016: Millennials Lay Groundwork But Fail to Follow Through

This election season, we millennials have achieved what everyone said was impossible. Several months ago, many thought a grassroots movement like this would amount to nothing. We have made great strides, but there is still a looming issue…. Read More

Replacing Justice Scalia: Cuse Students Share Their Thoughts

The recent loss of beloved Supreme Court Judge Justice Scalia means that there’s a big decision to be made — who is going to fill his seat in the United States Judicial System’s elite squad?! We took it to… Read More

13 #PopeSelfies That Prove God Exists

1) We all know the new pope is BAE 2) I mean, this face could only have been sculpted by god. #cuteaf 3) He knows how to rock an outfit, even though he is a #outfitrepeater 4) Yes!… Read More