Why Blue Man Group Lives Matter

  Elections are seasons are always fraught with hot topics and debates, and this year is no exception. But there’s been one movement in particular that’s becoming steadily harder and harder to ignore. It cries out to the… Read More

Election Season 2016: Millennials Lay Groundwork But Fail to Follow Through

This election season, we millennials have achieved what everyone said was impossible. Several months ago, many thought a grassroots movement like this would amount to nothing. We have made great strides, but there is still a looming issue…. Read More

Replacing Justice Scalia: Cuse Students Share Their Thoughts

The recent loss of beloved Supreme Court Judge Justice Scalia means that there’s a big decision to be made — who is going to fill his seat in the United States Judicial System’s elite squad?! We took it to… Read More

13 #PopeSelfies That Prove God Exists

1) We all know the new pope is BAE 2) I mean, this face could only have been sculpted by god. #cuteaf 3) He knows how to rock an outfit, even though he is a #outfitrepeater 4) Yes!… Read More

You Won’t Believe What Hillary’s New Campaign Strategy Is!

After Marco Rubio announced his presidential candidacy yesterday, the Clinton Campaign has grown increasingly wary of his youthful face and its potential to win over millennial voters. In an attempt to reach this crucial demographic, Hillary Clinton has… Read More

A Definitive Ranking Of The Former Members Of One Direction

Yesterday, the world was left in shambles when Zayn Malik of One Direction officially announced he would be leaving the boy band in pursuit of a quieter, less stressful lifestyle. This isn’t the first time a beloved 1D… Read More

Conspiracy or Coincidence?: Freaky Similarities Between Whoopi Goldberg And The Mona Lisa

Now, I don’t want to say this is the largest government cover-up since the President Bush Lizard Person Scandal, but the evidence I am about to present to you is overwhelmingly in favor of conspiracy. Whoopi Goldberg and… Read More

5 Marvels Of The Ancient World That Look Much Better With A Group of Girls Taking A Jumping Picture In Front Of Them

1. Stonehenge Stonehenge is one of the greatest mysteries of the ancient world. How did those rocks get here? Who brought them here and why? These questions stump archaeologists even to this day.   Woah! This just got a… Read More

Kumquat Exclusive: Listen To The Best 30 Seconds of Caroline’s Day

Meet Caroline. Caroline had a good day today. What were the best 30 seconds of Caroline’s day? Click on her pretty face to find out.

BREAKING: SNIFFLING CONFIRMED IN HALL OF LANGUAGES

This morning at 11:45 a.m., officials reported overheard sniffling on the second floor of the Hall of Languages. The student, who had left the classroom to blow his nose, was tackled and escorted to Health Services. “We might not make it… Read More