Yesterday, hundred of thousands of people flocked to New York City to join the People’s Climate March. While that’s all well and good for some, The Kumquat likes to look at the bright side. Climate change doesn’t have to… Read More
The Man Corder is a weekly column written by Kumquat contributor, Christopher P. Incandenza. The following opinions don’t necessarily reflect the opinions of The Kumquat—unless you agree. Before I begin to outline the ways males across this planet… Read More
Violence has broken out in the Ukraine. Friend fighting against friend, brother fighting against brother—it’s pretty much the American Civil War but with much less America. With civil unrest, police brutality, and invasions by a world superpower, what’s… Read More
Jonathan Ramsey, a Ph.D. student at the SUNY College of Environmental Science and Forestry, published a study this week that proves animals are completely incapable of loving their human owners. “After performing extensive behavioral studies over a period… Read More
Contrary to previously widely held beliefs, a study conducted by The Alliance for Future Happiness and Well-being found that beauty may not actually be in the eye of the beholder. In fact, some people are just objectively ugly…. Read More
The Russian tabloid Us vs Them Weekly has finally revealed the name of Vladamir Putin’s lover: a bear named Boris. The Russian president and Boris the bear were spotted foraging in a countryside outside of Moscow. Putin reportedly… Read More
Looking for a new and exciting way to to get closer with your sweetheart this Valentine’s Day? Try the trendiest and most fail-proof method of couple’s therapy: suicide pacts! They’re a great way to build trust and settle… Read More
Critics and audiences around the world have spoken, and the film “12 Years a Slave” has been hailed an instant classic.
The Center for Disease Controland Prevention has released a statement regarding the 2013 flu season, already noted for being excessively widespread.